If you think too much heaven within your mind, you may have no time for simple things in this life.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

If you were really humble you would be great, because humility would never squander the magnificent gift of life.

I felt so skinless at times! Things hit me so hard!

The longer a person's twitter @username is, the harder it is to argue with them … on twitter.

His music was an outlet of that romantic energy and sensitivity.

you are a volume in the divine booka mirror to the power that created the universewhatever you want, ask it of yourselfwhatever you're looking for can only be foundinside of you

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

The root of all steadfastness is in consecration to God.

It's not a contest, and I ain't on no conquest for no mate.

For all aspects of memory, keep yourself physically fit. My catchphrase is, Healthy mind, healthy body, healthy body, healthy mind. Your memory needs oxygen as fuel, so why not feed it often?

Compassion is ethical intelligence: it is the capacity to make connections and the consequent urge to act to relieve the suffering of others.