If you think about life simply as one big waiting room for eternity, who cares if it's not fully air conditioned?

We like to think we're in control but we never are.

How strange it is beholding this, and, very confident, proclaim that such magnificenceoccurred by accident.

Life did come with a manual.

Solitude is the canvas of a thinking mind.

If you can't write, read.If you can't read, walk.Or walk and read, then write.

Solitary walks are great for getting new ideas. It's like you're in a video game and you pick up idea coins on the way.

Those who are acquainted with failure acquire the unique ability to dare without fear of it.

It's only awkward if it matters.

You don't have to live happily ever after with every single person in your life in order to live happily ever after. Some unfortunate endings are necessary.

It reveals how well you value someone - the way you handle their belongings.

When things are falling apart, know they are actually falling into place.

When I was 4 years old ... I dreamt that I'd been eaten by a wolf, and to my great surprise I was in the wolf's stomach and not in heaven.

If I ever wear a Chelsea shirt, you have permission to kill me.

Homosexuals are weak, morally sick wretches.

What does the good ship bear so well? The cocoa-nut with its stony shell, And the milky sap of its inner cell.

I want you to make love, not war, I know you've heard it before.

Today it has been estimated that the average 70 year old has four chronic conditions and consumes an average of 35 PBS scripts per year for those conditions.

And when I started college, I think I was good at two things: arguing and asking questions.

We cannot afford to not stick and work together for the betterment of our community.

The leader of Iran made one of the most repugnant remarks the international community has heard since Adolf Hitler.