If you're going to offer a position of great power and importance to somebody, you're not gonna do that publicly unless you know they're gonna accept it, because to refuse it is a rebuke.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

My destination is only 50 miles away, all I have is a bike with a broken wheel.

Anyone would be able to be played by someone like him [Donald Trump], that's what he did, he played people.

It's against the law to go out on Sunday from the end of June until Labor Day. It forces the fishermen to spend some time with their families.

As some say, Solon was the author of the apophthegm, "Nothing in excess.

Alcohol, firearms and a 4 wheel drive can go a long ways towards making a rain day into a fun rest day.

I kept a diary as a teenager but I never would have shared it with anyone. Still, I think it's very good practice to write things down.

Laugh at your worries and insecurities. View your anxieties with humor. It will be difficult at first, but you'll gradually get used to it.

You have so much pain inside yourself that you try & hurt yourself on the outside because you want help.

You think you have this great idea that everyone's going to come join, but that's not how it works.

The public is anold woman.Let her maunderand mumble.