If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

It's easy to hide behind a smile, that's why it is so important to search instead inside the eyes.

Basic steps when giving:-Don't give to receive-Don't give to impress-No cameras-Include your heart

She was waiting, but she didn't know for what. She was aware only of her solitude, and of the penetrating cold, and of a greater weight in the region of her heart.

Until the coming of another day of fear, they walked in silence with bowed heads.

Experience to a politician is like experience to a prostitute - not much to recommend them.

He is the best, in my whole life i have only read his books!!!!!!

If my life be spared, nothing shall stop me short of visiting every nation of Indians on the Continent of North America.

We got to think of something for people to do.

Only a portion of my intestinal tract was working.

Playing Elizabeth Taylor was probably the hardest job I've ever done.