If you look at my columns I precisely said we have to avoid that. That it's important not to stereotype [Donald] Trump voters.

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class.

The modern tribalism of the left demands that each person choose a group and then agree with everything that group agrees with. And anybody who leaves that group is stoned to death.

Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.

Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.

Anybody who sides with Canada internationally in a debate between the U.S. and Canada, say, Belgium, is somebody whose opinion we shouldn't care about in the first place.

Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.

It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep you from being complacent.

It is increasingly important to be open-minded.

I will say, the one thing Mexico does well is punish prisoners. They do. They're good at that.

It was her chaos that made her beautiful.

Compassion is the highest form of love. Kindness is the best way to express love.

The maker of the stars would rather die for you than live without you. And that is a fact. So if you need to brag, brag about that.

The King is dead! Long live the King!

Light up a spliff and hit the strip club.

Any feeling that I was enriching my mind from those surrounding me was unfortunately rare with me.

You are writing the story of your only life every single minute of every day.

If any of you have seen my shows, you know that I don't skimp on them and the same is true for the gym. We spend what it takes to make a globally first-class gym.

Indoors or out, no one relaxes In March, that month of wind and taxes, The wind will presently disappear, The taxes last us all the year.

But I made him the Deputy Secretary for Homeland Security because that added an element of political espionage.