If you go to Hollywood, you've already sold out.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

People who sleep around to get roles are frail and scared and most likely without talent. It's their own little horror show that only they can deal with.

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun

All men think they're fascinating. In my case, it's justified.

For a long time I was embarrassed to say I was a 'B' movie actor, ... But now that I see what Hollywood's putting out, I realized 'B' actually means 'better.'

We make our own problems every time. Everything that we complain about is something we can solve.

If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts.

Every word out of my mouth is a word that I've approved.

Once you look past the hype, actors are nothing more than fugitives from reality who specialize in contradiction: we are both children and hardened adults—wide-eyed pupils and jaded working stiffs.

Actors who say they can dive inside a character are either schizophrenic or lying.

Success is not greedy as people think but insignificant. That's why it satisfies nobody.

I'm happily single.

The places that ive been, the things that i have seen - what you have as nightmares, are what i have as dreams.

I was a roving guard on the Lowell Hebrew Community Center's girls' basketball team all through high school. My specialty was stealing the ball, but my only shot was a lay-up.

The fool thinks he has won a battle when he bullies with harsh speech, but knowing how to be forbearing alone makes one victorious.

No matter what players say or people say, you want to be liked and appreciated, even if you've had a downfall.

The wailing of the newborn infant is mingled with the dirge for the dead.

When you say "paying the banks," what they really mean is paying the bank bondholders. They are basically the One Percent.

... the novel is called upon like no other art form to incorporate the intellectual content of an age.

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.