If you ever find that you only have an hour to live .... spend it with a liberal and it will seem like a year.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

The world is the puzzle, itself. The one who solves this ‘puzzle’ attains the degree of Parmatma [the Absolute Supreme Self].

I want to fill my mind with life-enhancing, positive, beautiful memories. The dark experiences can remain buried without a funeral.

This is the Wilderness School. 'Where the Kids are animals

If you fall, I'll be the there

You need to learn what people have done, but you need to learn where they have failed... Usually when they fail it is in the execution.

We need to start prioritizing people, not polar bears.

The look of a king is itself a deed.

It all begins with you. If you do not take care of yourself, you will not be strong enough to take care of anything in life.

My plan is to shock people with what I can do, because I've got a few sides to me that I've never used on screen.

A thicket of summer grass / Is all that remains / Of the dreams of ancient warriors.