If you don't know how to die, don't worry; Nature will tell you what to do on the spot, fully and adequately. She will do this job perfectly for you; don't bother your head about it.

The value of life lies not in the length of days, but in the use we make of them... Whether you find satisfaction in life depends not on your tale of years, but on your will.

Valor is stability, not of legs and arms, but of courage and the soul.

The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself.

A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears.

My life has been full of terrible misfortunes most of which never happened.

There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Experience has taught me this, that we undo ourselves by impatience. Misfortunes have their life and their limits, their sickness and their health.

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.

The most certain sign of wisdom is cheerfulness.

If she expected me to apologize she was going to be sorely disappointed.I’d never be sorry for kissing her.

I'm not going to toy with you tonight. A kiss was more than I bargained for, but, little wife, that f*cking kiss is just the beginning. Tomorrow is a brand new day.

He was a squirrel. Could he be a superhero, too?

... and all we knew about her that we didn't know the night before was that she had eyes like pansies and skin like the moon.

Thank God for Heaven! - That's where everything will get straightened out and made right!

What is success? It isn't only about winning, but playing in a certain way.

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary.

We are always peace. To get rid of the idea that we are not peace is all that is required.

Healthy church membership means you find your joy in being last, instead of seeking your way and being first.

When it's raining gold, reach for a bucket, not a thimble.