If you ask why we should obey God, in the last resort the answer is, 'I am.' To know God is to know that our obedience is due to Him.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Fear is more pain than is the pain it fears

Leaving others alone is a sign of cowardice, whether you are involved in a war or in a relationship.

If you can differentiate a dead chicken, you can differentiate anything.

In every photographer there is something of a stroller.

There's no great mystery to satisfying your customers. Build them a quality product and treat them with respect. It's that simple.

I'm not good at going on the internet and trolling around and finding information.

Those who do too much for their children will soon find they can do nothing with their children. So many children have been so much done for they are almost done in.

Act your age, not your shoe size.

If there was no death, everyone would wish for it.