If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we think we are.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

The only way I can keep clear of force is by justice. Far from being willing to execute his enemies, a real king must be willing to execute his friends.

Experience God, don't raise a wall of dogmas between you and Him.

When I write something, every word of it is meant. I can't say it enough.

Reality shows are usually created by people doing and saying stupid things.

If there are any tears shed in heaven, it will be because we prayed so little.

The path to inspiration starts upon the trails we've known; each stumbling block is not a rock, but just a stepping stone.

The future projects light, the past only clouds

I hear a lot of Top Model girls say they are dismissed by clients because they recognize them, but it never happened to me.

I've always been intrigued by the Senate, and admired many of the people who have served there.

It was always the view of my parents...that hot weather encouraged loose morals among young people.