If we cannot define stupidity, at least we can trace most human misfortunes and weaknesses to it. Its manifestations are legion, its symptoms are endless.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

Libraries: Here is where people, one frequently finds, lower their voices, and raise their minds.

The great improvement of the radio over the telephone is that it may be turned off without offending the speaker.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

Shake and shake the catsup bottle none will come and then a lot'll.

If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

If you convinced me And I convinced you, Would there not still be Two points of view?

Power is given to those who reach to take it & claimed by those who will stop at nothing to fulfill what they believe is their birthright.

The free market economy is supposed to be the only path leading to the happiness of humanity by promoting wealth and prosperity, power and influence of nations.

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

Character is the ability to carry out a good resolution long after the excitement of the moment has passed.

Under my plan of a cap-and-trade system, electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket.

You can't avoid orphan stories, child. Every story is an orphan story. We are all orphaned sooner or later.

Avoid the eye that discovers with rapidity the bad, and is slow to see the good.

You want to know something? We are still in the Dark Ages. The Dark Ages--they haven't ended yet.

I knew how touring was for 10 years, but it's completely different now that things are popping off.

Not likely. Dreams are pretty and usually involve horses or rainbows or castles, or big-