If vampires ever spend less time playing theatrics and living down to their stereotypes, they might actually take over the world someday

What the hell kind of name is Kitty for a werewolf?

All you know is what you think you know, but that isn't always what's real.

Then I realized that most of the world's problems stemmed from macho dickheadism, and if I cold defeat that I could save the world.

A lot of what we're doing here deals with perception rather than truth. Many would argue that reality depends more on the former than the latter.

He's a bully. I love bullies. They have such big, shiny red buttons to push.

It’s only a scratch, don’t cut my arm off!

1980's: not a time period but a state of mind.

Stupid, fragile mortals.

I imagined calling in to my own radio show: Yeah hi, I'm a werewolf, and I'm stuck in a cabin in the woods with another werewolf and a werewolf hunter.

I punched to line. "Yes? What?" "Norville. It's Cormac. If you don't change the subject right now, I'm going to have to go over there and have a word with you.

A good speech is like a miniskirt--long enough to over all the vital parts, short enough to entice and captivate listeners.

Togetherness is beating up an empty elevator.

It's a very difficult thing for people to accept, seeing women act out anger on the screen. We're more accustomed to seeing men expressing rage and women crying.

Love . . . includes fellowship in suffering, in joy and in effort.

In any country, in any city, there will be political influence on what is said, what kind of images are to be projected and, yes, of course artists can be and are influenced by politicians.

The unseen enemy is always the most fearsome.

But no matter how much planning you do, one tiny miscalculation, one moment of distraction, can end it all in an instant.

And with the morn those angel faces smile Which I have loved long since and lost awhile.

I think people are interested in anything that's a little bigger than life and that's colorful and - you know, what they like? They like fairy tales for grownups.

To have a human form is a joyful thing.