If men were in charge of carrying and birthing our babies, we'd have a lot fewer people on Earth, because we'd only do it once- I can promise you that!

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.

I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.

I will not give or back off from my path.

My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our children if we still followed their ideals and beliefs.

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.

I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person.

Amicus scientia est amicus Deus: Friend of science is the friend of God!

Success is in the big things.Happiness is in the small things.Meditation is in Nothing.And, God is in everything

To feel the joy of presence, do not try to express or impress.

The harder I train every day on the track and in the gym, the more trust I gain in myself.

Strong men have sound ideas and the force to make these ideas effective.

The trouble with boxing is that too often it ends in sadness.

The athlete makes himself, the coach doesn't make the athlete.

I can go round the clock without sleep.

If I could be a country music star, I'd do it in a heartbeat. I'd hit the road and just jam out.

If you want to change the world, help the women.