If it's a really good gift, I love receiving it, like jewels, small islands.

In any profession, there's a sleazy side and an honorable side

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor

My best attribute is knowing when not to answer stupid questions

I think smart is sexy. I like smart people. People that are comfortable with themselves I think is very sexy. My cat is really sexy.

I'm involved in Project ALS which is trying to get money for stem cell research. That's one I've been pretty involved with because if you can cure that, you can cure so many other diseases.

Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat.

The critics tend to forget their own answers after a while

Size counts. That's all.

I dont have any blonde friends.

I was obsessed with Elvis Presley when I was little.

Let her remain where she is. A constellation away.

Education is the silver bullet to improve this Nation's standing worldwide... and our teachers know that.

The power of Hollywood, as we know, is that it can create these images in people's minds, and they live with those images for their whole life.

Dude,” I said, leaning over the desk, “I’m about as psychic as a carrot.

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

The moon is made of a green cheese.

The refusal to acknowledge the scientific value of embryonic stem cell research is one more tragic misstep.

I am a saxophone player.

You have to go where the book leads you.