Dude,” I said, leaning over the desk, “I’m about as psychic as a carrot.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

I wasn’t anything special as a father. But I loved them and they knew it.

We often blame our government for their lack of responsibility, socially and politically. We forget that that is only a result of the societal irresponsibility in general.

And there are really never endings, happy or otherwise.

It seems to me that smart people seem to know things and wise people know how to use what they know. Smart is a big help to a man

An educated person would know that holding a degree will not make you entitled to a better job nor a better salary than someone who has no degree.

A man finds room in a few square inches of his face for the traits of all his ancestors for the expression of all his history and his wants.

You have to climb to reach a deep thought.

She was the archetypal selfless mother: living only for her children, sheltering them from the consequences of their actions - and in the end doing them irreparable harm.

Look at the potential for America. Look at the direction we've been going. Look at the direction we need to go.

Honestly, I don't recommend anyone get into music. If you have something else that you're good at, do that instead. This is a really tough world to live in.