If anybody is a master at improvisation, it would be Ken Jeong. He is hilarious.

I am pretty sarcastic and pretty dry.

I love to entertain. I love being able to make people laugh.

The Internet, and Google, and everything that goes along with that is awesome for some things, but not so awesome for other things. Because everything gets leaked nowadays.

I wouldnt say that I was a born performer, because I work very hard at it.

Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation, by children being taught mathematical concepts.

I've always said that the most important thing is job creation. Jobs will earn people money and build self-confidence.

I have one son. Of everything I've done in my life, nothing matches the feeling of having life growing inside you.

But now I have a child, and it's the best thing in the world.

I do not walk around imaging myself to be intimidating or smart.

Why, exactly, are scientists supposed to accord "respect" to a bunch of ancient fables that are not only ludicrous on their face, but motivate so much opposition to science?

If anyone is tweeting right now, I'm not pulling a knife on David Cronenberg!

A car is a big thing for anyone going into adulthood, it's a big seminal moment.

A work is finished when an artist realizes his intentions.

I really want to work with Adele, I think she's amazing. Lykke Li as well. I love them both. I'd also like to work with The Script. I met them in Australia and we just got on like a house on fire.