If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.

Hope is a force of nature. Don't let anyone tell you different.

Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.

Ack!" I said.Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.

She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles."Wizards don't giggle, " I said, hardly able to speak. "This is cackling.

You're such a cynic, " Molly said."I think cynics are playful and cute.

If you make some comment even obliquely alluding to menstruation or menopause and its effect on my judgment, " Murphy interrupted, "I will break your arm in eleven places.

Harry, " she said quietly, "I know you must be angry."I burn things to ash and smash holes in buildings when I'm angry, " I said. "I'm a couple of steps past that point right now.

Nothing succeeds like indifference to success.

Achieving great things through training, tenacity & time doesn't make someone vain. It lessens vanity! Therefore, I have one question: is @realDonaldTrump vain?

The first step toward change is acceptance. Once you accept yourself you open the door to change. That's all you have to do. Change is not something you do it's something you allow.

Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books.

Just proportionately, statistically, one in three women are going to have an abortion. They're not all going to feel guilty.

I was consumed by my love for Chris Colfer, and I just couldn't hold it in any longer.

There is a dangerous optimism of ignorance and indifference.

All observations point to the fact that the intellectual woman is masculinized; in her, warm, intuitive knowledge has yielded to cold unproductive thinking.

Maybe he's not college-smart, but he's smart in a way they can't teach.

I already knew, from church, that this place was raped and pillaged by Spaniards and the Pilgrims. "Don't sit here and try to tell me that they broke bread together, brother.