I write short stories. I write every day.

Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse.

I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.

I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.

If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?

I hope that my daughter grows up empowered and doesn't define herself by the way she looks but by qualities that make her a intelligent, strong and responsible woman.

I believe there's nothing I can't accomplish.

Raising a daughter is hard work. There's no other way to describe it for me.

If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the head with it.

I think an education is beneficial, but whether it takes an education to be successful in the arts is a whole other question.

Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.

There are books which take rank in our life with parents and lovers and passionate experiences, so medicinal, so stringent, so revolutionary, so authoritative.

If I wanted a life of chastity I’d live with my wife.

Nothing of what is nobly done is ever lost.

The essence of a university is free and open inquiry, and when it loses that it is no longer a university.

It was certainly a good death scene. I'm endlessly perishing in roles but it's a wonderful thing to be asked to do.

So it's really a process of actually having a realization of God, which all becomes clear with the expanded state of consciousness that develops when you chant.

I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.

My proof convinces the ignorant, and the wise man's proof convinces me. But he whose reasoning falls between wisdom and ignorance, I neither can convince him, nor can he convince me.

It often happens that a player is so fond of his advantageous position that he is reluctant to transpose to a winning endgame.

Our job is to keep what is working intact and not destroy what we have got.