I would rather go to Baghdad than go to a professional basketball game.

Nelson Mandela is a leader Barack Obama should try to emulate... He could start by spending 27 years in prison.

My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life.

I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.

I talk to millions of people every day. I just like it when they can't talk back.

I'm in a unique position - I can do what I want.

I'm so happy, I think I'll dress up like J. Edgar Hoover and sing show tunes.

You can't get much more liberal than John Kerry is. I mean, he's my candidate, but, I mean, come on.

Religious man was born to be saved, psychological man is born to be pleased.

Henry wondered not for the first time if her blood ran red or black.

"What is your fortune my pretty maid?" "My face is my fortune sir " she said.

Music is the best way for me to say I love you.

I have two new nephews and a new niece this year, so I have plenty of kids that I can spend time with.

Music wasn't forced on me [in my childhood]. It was something I wanted to do. And ever since, I've never stopped, I've never stopped playing music.

Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking.

Registering people to vote is not partisan activity.

I raised five children. They all have different personalities. All of them have different issues, different levels of success. That was a learning experience for me.