Nelson Mandela is a leader Barack Obama should try to emulate... He could start by spending 27 years in prison.

My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life.

I would rather go to Baghdad than go to a professional basketball game.

I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.

I talk to millions of people every day. I just like it when they can't talk back.

I'm in a unique position - I can do what I want.

I'm so happy, I think I'll dress up like J. Edgar Hoover and sing show tunes.

You can't get much more liberal than John Kerry is. I mean, he's my candidate, but, I mean, come on.

What does one do with experience? Do we react negatively, or do we (pro)create from the space of positivity?

I just go and play hard. That's who I am.

Anybody can get hit over the head.

I'm shocked at the sexism and double standard coming out of the far right.

Dark windows are often a very clear proof.

Man's laws cannot make moral what God has declared immoral

People like me took Donald Trump literally, but never seriously. But his supporters took him seriously and not literally.

I trust I may be enabled in the treatment of patients always to act with a single eye to their good.

Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.

Whether it be Beyonce or Justin Bieber, we see singers who have absolutely nothing to offer anyone as they walk off stage clutching three Grammys in each hand.