I would rather be at Reggae Sunsplash, which happens once a year, than doing some horrible Brady Bunch reunion.

If you were a kid actor, if you had any plans of being an actor as an adult, you were really barking up the wrong tree.

As a little kid, I suppose I was a little weird.

I was always an Olsen. I never thought of myself as a Brady. I never actually wanted to be a Brady. I always preferred my own family to the Bradys.

I'm not really an actress type. I'm an entertainer.

I believe in small government and people taking care of themselves.

As a child, I was always playing some generic child.

I had wanted to be a regular character on a series for a while. 'The Brady Bunch' was an answer to a prayer.

You're looking at a different me than I'm looking at.

Thank you for making a web site for me. I was so surprised when I found it.

I love my sacred self.

Awe combined with intimacy is the essence of Christian worship.

Truth is the vital breath of Beauty Beauty the outward form of Truth.

Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.

These books are my friends, my companions.

We're all just a bunch of sinners, but we do the best we can.

The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.

The function of government is to provide you with service; the function of the media is to supply the Vaseline.

I hate how late we have our Olympic Trials, always have.

People who go for humor are wonderful because they do great humor. People who go for wit and end up with humor are people who have made a mistake.