I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism.

Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense

Should check the Internet and make sure everything on there is correct.

the old man dance, where I tense up, shuffle my feet intermittently, complain about the music volume, and sit down for a rest.

You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.

So many went on a quest to tame her, The only man to win her heart was the one Who was also free.

Women who are inclined to write poetry at all are inspired by being mad at something.

I feel that special secret current between the public and me. I can hold them with one little note in the air, and they will not breathe. That is a great, great moment.

Do what is beyond your strength even should you fail sometimes.

My chair just broke by the way. It's a billion dollar corporation and I can't get a decent chair and somebody to come out here and fix this announce table.

A boxer never sees the big one that hits him.

Civility is a charm that attracts the love of all men.

I think we ought to have a kindness year, or a kindness century.

I want to enjoy life and I can't if I'm not eating and miserable...

I don’t want to be an old-man filmmaker, making old-man movies, and I don’t want to be the one not to know when to leave the party.