I wonder if I cry whether my tears would be gray.

The only way you can be the best at something is to be the best you can be.

I guess I always felt even if the world came to an end, McDonald's would still be open.

I wonder if I'll ever have to decide which is worse, life as we're living or no life at all.

We're all alive. We're all healthy. These are the good times.

But she's wrong about hell. You don't have to wait until you're dead to get there.

Which means every tomorrow is going to be worse than every today. Why feel sorry for myself today when tomorrow's bound to be worse?

My existence is the only gift I have left to give, but it will have to do.

Every day we're one day closer to death. But there's no reason to rush into it.

I never really thought about how when I look at the moon, it's the same moon as Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and George Washington and Cleopatra looked at.

So we baked and sweated together. I like punching the dough. I told myself it was the moon and punched it senseless.

Seek happiness in tranquility and avoid ambition even if it be only the apparently innocent one of distinguishing yourself in science and discoveries.

Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.

Now we have hands-free phones, so you can focus on the thing you're really supposed to be doing. Chances are, if you need both of your hands to do something, your brain should be in on it too.

Fame is very agreeable, but the bad thing is that it goes on 24 hours a day.

We will push through health care reform regardless of the views of the American people.

When we write about our lives we respond to them. As we respond to them we are rendered more fluid, more centered, more agile on our own behalf. We are tendered conscious.

Expect the unexpected in the kingdom of madness!

The fact that there is no such thing as a perfect anti-sepsis does not mean that one might as well do brain surgery in a sewer.

A troubled countenance oft discloses much.

Some great people are leaders and others are more lucky, in the right place at the right time. I'd put myself in the latter category. But I'd never call myself a normal designer of anything.