So we baked and sweated together. I like punching the dough. I told myself it was the moon and punched it senseless.

The only way you can be the best at something is to be the best you can be.

I guess I always felt even if the world came to an end, McDonald's would still be open.

I wonder if I'll ever have to decide which is worse, life as we're living or no life at all.

I wonder if I cry whether my tears would be gray.

We're all alive. We're all healthy. These are the good times.

But she's wrong about hell. You don't have to wait until you're dead to get there.

Which means every tomorrow is going to be worse than every today. Why feel sorry for myself today when tomorrow's bound to be worse?

My existence is the only gift I have left to give, but it will have to do.

Every day we're one day closer to death. But there's no reason to rush into it.

I never really thought about how when I look at the moon, it's the same moon as Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and George Washington and Cleopatra looked at.

It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important.

I watched life and death unfold like a dance on the side of that road. My son was born with a bloodstained face and he died with blood from the accident covering that same face.

Cinderella said to snow white, how does love get so off course? All I wanted was a white knight with a good heart, soft touch, fast horse.

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats, and if some of these can be inexpensive and quickly procured so much the better.

I know I'm a pop star. But sometime I'd like to be a rock star.

Bosoms are for bedrooms and breastfeeding.

Where do you begin telling someone their world is not the only one?

If I can hit the ball the way I want to hit it on the range, I'd rather do that than play golf. I just love the feeling of hitting good golf shots.

I'm willing to zap conservatives when they do things that are not libertarian.

We have said that Israel has had a very bad history with the United Nations, and whoever cares for himself in Israel distances himself from that Organization.