Expect the unexpected in the kingdom of madness!

I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. I'm funky like a monkey. Sky's the limit and space is the place!

Hulkamania is like a single grain of sand in the Sahara desert that is Macho Madness.

Let me tell you now a man of my position can afford to look ridiculous at any time.

You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!

Too hot to handle, too cold to hold!

I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour.

Best there is... past, present and future! Ohhhhh yeahhhh!

Ten thousand years as Intercontinental Champion, Oooooh yeeeah!

The madness is runnin' wild!

Snap into a Slim Jim!

The Gospel is the walking life, not the walking dead.

Common sense is only irritating in other people

He had a great sound system - but he didn't know much about fidelity.

Governments will always misuse the machinery of the law as far as the state of public opinion permits.

It's always more interesting and more difficult to make something positive than negative. To be negative is very easy.

Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy.

Always think of passing the ball before shooting it.

If I were to look at foreign policy, I would say John McCain has been wrong on just about everything over the last four decades.

Young quarterbacks do well because they have a great defense.

It hurts when people put you down.