I was never asked to join the Editorial Cartoonists Of America. No fraternity would have me in college, either. I think they know something.

I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards.

I will go to my grave in a state of abject endless fascination that we all have the capacity to become emotionally involved with a personality that doesn't exist.

Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.

I hate smoothies. Because they won't offer Firestone IPA beer as an ingredient.

If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have.

I knew 'Mars Needs Moms! ' would be a movie seconds after the title came to mind. Similarly, I also knew that my daughter would be calling me a dork as a default term of endearment eventually.

I can say that even in the midst of my most cynical comic stripping: Opus shone through with a bit of heart, anchoring the ugly proceedings with a comforting pull of emotion.

He comic page is dying; I didn't want to go with it.

It was a huge challenge to learn digital painting well enough so that computers don't pop into mind when one sees one.

The universe throws us some obvious little pitches sometimes, and we need to be awake enough not to let them slip by.

Having one eye makes you see the world in unusual ways, Shockwave..." -Overlord

Jesus changes our history from a random series of sad incidents and accidents into a constant opportunity for a change of heart.

The storms of yesterday and today can cause of to think of the storms of tomorrow being a deception to never see the light of today

I really do believe I can accomplish a great deal with a big grin, I know some people find that disconcerting, but that doesn't matter.

You are what you think. You are what you go for. You are what you do! You are what you think you are.

I don't watch reality TV.

You can't, in sound morals, condemn a man for taking care of his own integrity. It is his clear duty.

I love a good play, but they're too hard to find.

My parents don't really watch movies at all.

Like a lady who has lost weight and she's just getting to that point where she can fit into that favourite dress, you get the film down to just about the right cut. You can feel it when it happens.