I was going to die, but I didn't have to grovel.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

Wisdom is not a mysterious universe where your mind enters but it is a mysterious universe which enters your mind!

Ships are but boards sailors but men.

There is no Frigate like a book to take us lands away nor any coursers like a page of prancing Poetry.

There is only one way left to escape the alienation of present day society: to retreat ahead of it.

The stronger person is not the one making the most noise but the one who can quietly direct the conversation toward defining and solving problems.

My way of joking is to tell the truth

Fascism is not defined by the number of its victims, but by the way it kills them.

Color is all. When color is right, form is right. Color is everything, color is vibration like music; everything is vibration.

There is no greater gift you can give or receive than to honor your calling. It's why you were born. And how you become most truly alive.

The secret of leadership is simple: Do what you believe in. Paint a picture of the future. Go there. People will follow.