I was a straight man long before I knew what it was called. I was just the boring one.

Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want.

That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else.

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.

Each experience I go through - marriage, my public life, my personal life - I'm learning as I go.

It's the journey, not the destination. I truly believe that.

I always took pictures, but about five or six years ago, I started taking more behind the scenes at SNL, and now I have some 60,000 photos sitting on my laptop.

It's fun to play the type of people you dislike.

I am now The Establishment. There's nothing I can do about it.

I'd love to do a drama.

People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point.

Each of us is shaped by the truth of our natures.Von to Silver

It is the responsibility of each new generation to restore the authority of God in every sphere of life

Prayer is the breath, the watchword, the comfort, the strength, the honor of a Christian.

May the hinges of friendship never rust, nor the wings of love lose a feather.

I don't see that anybody needs to earn $12 million for three months' work, quite honestly.

Indecency in anything spoils it. And modesty in anything adorns it.

I have the obsessiveness of someone who's a sober, recovering addict displacing his addiction. Except I never had the addiction.

Music, art, landscape - these are all things I draw inspiration from.

Nobody is really happy with what's on their head. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind.

If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will.