I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter words to shock people.

Fictional people are people, too, otherwise why would we care what happens to them?

Certain levels of human understanding cannot be attained, it is claimed, until the brain can work in more than one way.

This should be the motto of every follower of Jesus Christ. Never stop praying no matter now dark and hopeless it may seem.

Success to me is being a good person, treating people well.

The masculine energy was about survival. The male was the hunter who risked his life and had to be in the fight-flight mode.

I've always loved being a student.

I'm not a fanatic about exercising. For me, it's about moderation and balance.

That's the happiest I am, when I'm doing great work.

Integrity - No one will ever use conjuctions talking about you. "He is a good preacher... but..."

It's very hard to predict what kind of uses we'd make of assistants that could read and understand all the information the human race has ever generated. It could be really transformational.