I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter words to shock people.

I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who sweat the small stuff, and those who have the balls not to.

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Man is an imitative creature.

The only wounds that define us are the wounds of Jesus Christ.

In our faith we follow in someone's steps. In our faith we leave footprints to guide others. It's the principle of discipleship

The man who lives for himself is a failure; the man who lives for others has achieved true success.

Well, you know, they use those words so that they can scare people "terror" and "cell."

The universe cannot show you anything which you've intentionally chosen to block from your reality.

Literature usually begets literature.

When walking you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder.