I was a professional athlete, the best baseball player in the world at one point.

Steroids, used correctly, will not only make you stronger and sexier, they will also make you healthier.

Time travel is possible. Will explain later

Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated.

The fans love the home runs, the home run competition between Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa.

I am and will always be just simply a basball player, my tomb stone will just say. Baseball.

My motive, and I will make it clear and look you in the eyes, is to attack major league baseball. That's my motive.

If you look at our world, it's a world of critique.

I've found that it's a great stress reliever to get adjusted. It takes away a lot of the tightness in the muscles.

I think you want to try every sport possible just to experience life.

I don't think I've lost a beat at all. Because of my physique and my look...I fit in the natural action-hero role.

If we always think the other guy is the reason for our lack of success, then it’s time to start planning ways to lift ourselves up, rather than planning ways to take him down.

He was no stranger to compassion: his heart was open to many good impulses, though his rank often prevented their manifestation.

Success is finding satisfaction in giving a little more than you take.

Hatred as well as love, renders its votaries credulous.

The right of the citizens to bear arms in defense of themselves and the state shall not be questioned.

Some People Like a House with A Fire Place, Others want a House they can set on Fire!

The habit of looking on the bright side of every event is worth more than a thousand pounds a year.

If you want to play, you gotta pay.

I always wanted to perform. I remember being 5 years old and telling my parents to sit down as I was going to put on a play for them.

I've never met a successful pessimist.