I wanted to entertain so badly that I kept at it until I was good. I just browbeat my way into show business.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

We are the result of the universe attempting to understand itself

Tonight they granted at least one wish, ” I whispered, and I lowered my head so our lips drifted over one another. “I love you Adam, no matter how lost you are…or I am…I will only ever love you.

In pain a new time is born.

A man ain't got no right to be a public man, unless he meets the public views.

There is far more to transitioning in the public eye than money, public relations, and logistics.

When you are a beginning film maker you are desperate to survive. The most important thing in the end is survival and being able to get to your next picture.

If you've got short, stubby fingers and wear reading glasses, any relaxation you would normally derive from fly fishing is completely eliminated when you try to tie on a fly.

If I was on an airplane, the people in coach would know who I am. But no one in first class would know.

Love for yourselves means [in the end] love for everything.