I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter words to shock people.

Baby, I'm not afraid. I've been to hell and back. I'm a free spirit, a wild child and a renegade.

I'd think learning to play the guitar would be very confusing for sighted people.

If you have no confidence in self, you are twice defeated in the race of life.

Victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat is an orphan.

In a sick society, women who have difficulty fitting in are not ill but demonstrating a healthy and positive response.

I've got an overactive, analytical brain. I get frustrated, impatient, angry with myself. I swear at myself a lot.

I would like people to come into my Dreamworld and then choose to stay.

Love is a flame neither timid nor tame.

People ask all the time, 'What would you be doing if you weren't Kid Rock?' It's simple: I'd be broke Kid Rock.

If you can find one thing in your life that can keep you in the moment, you're totally lucky.