I've only got a fraction of the energy I once had, but I think I probably use it better.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

You cannot change anyone, but you can be the reason someone changes.

I look away, but we've caught each other. And I know this wasn't just a ghost story to him, even if it was to the others.

Lion dies with hungry but never eats grass

Wisdom crieth without she uttereth her voice in the street.

I’m always feeling death, and that is a part of life. When you know a lot of people, you will always experience death.

Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad.

There can be no autonomous agent with unitary interests called 'society' that exerts causal influence. This is a logical impossibility

So many differing opinions and philosophies... are rarely housed under the roof of a single magazine.

The way I think about the practicing, it is my undercover work.

I feel like a carton of eggs holding up an elephant.