Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half.

Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.

I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.

Aw, you’re nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd?

If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I’m going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes.

Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of limited, if you know what I’m sayin’.

Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock.

The words ‘drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?

Oh, Alice, you haven’t even had a taste of my romantic streak yet. And when the time’s right I don’t think I’ll have to ‘try’ to have my way with you. I just WILL.

Have you thrown ‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet?

For someone named Alice, you’re really not all that up on your Wonderland trivia.

Hope in the beginning feels like such a violation of the loss, and yet without it we couldn't survive.

Our loved ones are always with us whether they are of the flesh or of the spirit.

In a real poem a sound does not swallow a letter, but a letter swallows a sound.

But on the question of who you're writing for, don't be eager to please.

The Deer don't dineWhen a Wolf's about,And the PorcupineSticks his quill-points out.

This is totally unexpected. I thought I'd be in the NBA or the NFL. I never thought baseball. It's kind of like a surprise. I'm happy it happened.

Listen! Say less rather than more. If you want to be smart, play stupid!

Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest of men, for the nastiest of reasons, will somehow work for the benefit of us all.

I am in charge. I take my own power back.

letters are not the first, but the last step in the progression from barbarism to civilisation.