I've been talking about retiring for years. It's my standard answer to the question, 'What are your future plans?' The truth is, I'll always want to do things that are worthwhile or fun.

We should never judge a day by its weather.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. Attitude is almost more important than what happens to you.

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

I didn't know the answers, but I could feel that the things that gave life meaning came from a place within and from the nurturing of values like tolerance, charity, and community.

I never had a lot of drive, but because I had family responsibilities, I had a lot of tenacity - the tenacity of a drowning man.

Walt Disney and I always said we were two children looking for our inner adults.

People think I'm talking like I'm in perfect health, but I have all the infirmities for my age. I have arthritis and all those things. But if you keep moving, that won't bother you.

In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living.

After one has read everything and thought everything, one still have everything to learn.

Pray not only for your disciples but for all who believes in you

If you can't do what you really want to do, then do the next best thing!

I don't know about you, but I can never get enough David Letterman.

I believe it to my soul that you're the devil in nylon hose, for the harder I worker the faster my money goes.

Love breaks my bones and I laugh

At every concert I've sensed a certain insecurity about the tempo. It's clearly marked 80...uh, 69.

The coat that hangs in your closet belongs to the poor.

She soars on her own wings.