Happiness is getting a brown gravy stain on a brown dress.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

I exercise daily to keep my figure. I keep patting my hand against the bottom of my chin. It works too. I have the thinnest fingers in town.

I've waited all my life to say this... I weigh less than Elizabeth Taylor!

Shirley Temple had charisma as a child. But it cleared up as an adult.

I break all the rules and wear everything. Ruffles, ostrich feathers, fox coats. You look fat in fox anyway, so if you start fat, you only look a little fatter.

Attention and focus are essential skills for writers in a noise-filled world.

Silence is so much more productive of wisdom and clarity in thinking.

Dear me," said Will, and he took another bite of his apple. "Is it because I'm better-looking than you?

Catholics have guilt and Jews have guilt, fine. But mothers can trump them all.

I've already made several friends-for-life from the latest movies I've worked on, and I know I'll make several more in the years to come.

Our poverty will be brought home to us to its full extent only after the war.

I'd like to fly, but my wings have been so denied.

When I first walked through the doors of Rex Club, I realized that I didn't have to travel to raves outside the city to enjoy techno.

When we say "the state," the state is We, it is we, it is the proletariat, it is the advanced guard of the working class.

Events of all sorts creep or fly exactly as God pleases.