I exercise daily to keep my figure. I keep patting my hand against the bottom of my chin. It works too. I have the thinnest fingers in town.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

Happiness is getting a brown gravy stain on a brown dress.

I've waited all my life to say this... I weigh less than Elizabeth Taylor!

Shirley Temple had charisma as a child. But it cleared up as an adult.

I break all the rules and wear everything. Ruffles, ostrich feathers, fox coats. You look fat in fox anyway, so if you start fat, you only look a little fatter.

Ours must be the first age whose great goal on a nonmaterial plane is not fulfillment but adjustment.

Theory attracts practice as the magnet attracts iron.

Berkshireis in the business of making easy predictions If a deal looks too hard, the partners simply shelve it.

You can find justification for slavery in the Bible. Some say this is what the Bible says and that closes the argument.

Smiling just to see the smile upon your face. These are the moments I thank God that I'm alive.

Still today, I cannot cross the threshold of a teaching institution without physical symptoms, in my chest and my stomach, of discomfort or anxiety. And yet I have never left school.

The trouble for most people is they don't decide to get wealthy, they just dream about it.

I think you have to be left-brained, to a certain extent, to understand science. I can talk about it, but I can't do it.

A happy man or woman is a better thing to find than a five-pound note. He or she is a radiating focus of goodwill; and their entrance into a room is as though another candle had been lighted.

Surely life has taught you that a thing can be both beautiful and vile.