I break all the rules and wear everything. Ruffles, ostrich feathers, fox coats. You look fat in fox anyway, so if you start fat, you only look a little fatter.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

I exercise daily to keep my figure. I keep patting my hand against the bottom of my chin. It works too. I have the thinnest fingers in town.

Happiness is getting a brown gravy stain on a brown dress.

I've waited all my life to say this... I weigh less than Elizabeth Taylor!

Shirley Temple had charisma as a child. But it cleared up as an adult.

But in a home where grief is fresh and patience has long worn thin, making it through another day is often heroic in itself.

My mouth blooms like a cut.

I feel the problems I have are meant to purify me.

One of my best friends is Paul Rudd, and he's been in just about every one of Judd Apatow's movies.

Reality is the cage of those who lack imagination.

Enjoy thy stream, O harmless fish; And when an angler for his dish, Through gluttony's vile sin, Attempts, the wretch, to pull thee out, God give thee strength, O gentle trout, To pull the rascal in!

There'll be times when the only refuge is books. Then you'll read as if you meant it, as if your life depended on it.

I don't use Twitter for bad.

All religions teach that two opposite forces act upon us and the human endeavour consists in a series of eternal rejections and acceptances.

We need language to tell us who we are, how we feel, what we're capable of- to explain the pains and glory of our existence.