I've been a comedian for a long time so writing and performing is a big part of what I do. If anybody's doing comedy they should also work on writing.

As far as a job, actors get treated a lot better than writers so I definitely prefer acting. A writer has to make his own coffee and an actor has somebody bring them coffee.

Figuring out a way to use humor to deal with important issues I think is very important. Laughter is a great diffuser.

I do not care about happiness simply because I believe that joy is something worth fighting for.

You were always an annoyingly holy child, Frankie. What the hell was wrong with you?

I did get a degree in special education.

We're putting a lot of pressure on ourselves for this second album and so we want to make it as great as we possibly can.

The language of labels is like paper money, issued irresponsibly, with nothing of intrinsic value behind it, that is, with no effort of the intelligence to see, to really apprehend.

I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I'll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we'll have a Brad Pitt face-off.

A seeker of Truth looks beyond the apparent and contemplates the hidden.

You don't play boxing. You really don't. You play golf, you play tennis, but you don't play boxing.

There is no such thing as a pro-nuclear environmentalist.

There is but one indefectibly certain truth , and that is the truth that pyrrhonistic scepticism itself leaves standing, the truth that the present phenomenon of consciousness exists.