I've always felt that I'm in a spontaneous business and if you script something, if you plan something, it will sound that way.

I will give you a show that you've never ever seen before, why?...Because I can

If you're gonna use me as a stepping stone, you'd better step hard!

I am the showstopper. The main event. The Icon that can still go.

Don't hunt what you can't kill

The HeartBreak Kid Lays Down For absolutely... NOBODY!!!

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Shawn Michaels has left the building.

Unless You Puke, Faint or Die, Keep Going!

There's a first time for everything when I'm involved.

It's time to stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!

You're saying, ' he said, weighing each word, 'that we should send Carrot away to be a duck among humans because Bjorn Stronginthearm is my uncle.

I'm so sick of seeing these movies where married couples are just cuddling on the couch and caressing each other's faces.

Back when we started this show, the hottest program on television was 'Keeping Up With the Gabors.'

Only drug dealers and software companies call their customers 'users'

The greatest waste in all the world is living below our potential.

I know that many in Europe are unhappy with their governments' policies toward the Palestinians.

As long as you derive inner help and comfort from anything, keep it.

Um, Dues ex machina anyone?

The Champions League is the competition everyone wants to be in.

Imagination without skill gives us contemporary art.