I've always been, in games, the bad guy. If there was ever cops and robbers I was always a robber.

I like pizza and I like cheeseburgers a lot and I like Chicago food a lot.

If you have the ability to work with people smarter than you, always try to be the least smartest person in the room and surround yourself with talent, because iron sharpens iron.

You know, I'll tell you, nothing changed after 'No Strings' for me. A lot of people said, like, 'Your game will be different,' but it wasn't. It really wasn't.

Aspire to do better. Instead of being the leader of the group, be the little person.

I like dogs, but I have more respect for cats.

I always thought, if you're gonna do TV, you want to play a straight, solid, pillar-of-the-show kind of guy.

I feel like L.A. is more of a showcase, and Chicago is a pure comedy scene where you're doing comedy for comedy. You're doing comedy actually for the audience that's there.

I never thought I'd be one of those guys who gets recognized.

I love when people on Twitter give advice.

I'll be honest, I like shooting 'New Girl.' I like the people. The show is still new to me. I've never done TV like this before.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

I am busy right now with my family, let alone all my other projects. It's an opportunity if it presents itself.

The last western society to worship female powers was Minoan Crete. And significantly, that fell and did not rise again.

My first album was me finding myself and my voice, finding how I sing. I was rolling with the punches because everything was new to me.

Happy trails to you, until we meet again.

I don't consider 41 being in prime of life. Even if I conceived a child tomorrow I'd be 52 by the time it was 10. I'm not sure I'd have the energy, and I find that quite scary.

I'm not wild about those twenty-four hour marinades

I still have my same babysitting job, I babysit twice a week.

There is no place more delightful than home.

Let no one tell me that silence gives consent, because whoever is silent dissents.