I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Love is the bane of honor, the death of duty.

When we judge, we create negative karma. When we say of an action: 'This is right,' or, 'That is wrong,' we create negative karma.

I love re-creating myself. Change means you get to choose again. Become something new. -Dani

I almost went to bed without remembering the four white violets I put in the button-hole of your green sweater and how i kissed you then and you kissed me shy as though I’d never been your lover

[The Germans] so easily confuse obstinacy with energy, and rudeness with firmness.

We also have a dog. His name's Beast. He's a sheepdog. He's super cute. I love him.

I am a fascist, not a racist.

God's design in our pain enables us to look back and say: He loves me enough to take me where I would have never wanted to go in order to produce in me what I never could have achieved on my own.

You can't please everyone so you gotta please yourself.