I think that it's really, really funny to see adult themes in a genre that's usually directed towards children.

It's fun, I didn't have enough money as a kid to buy a drum set, so I had to do something. I would mimic the sounds. That was it. And it worked. It worked for years.

I just don't like it when people get credited for their voice work and it's really shitty. It's really thin, there's nothing to it, there's no meat behind it. It's, like, "Oh, it's a celebrity."

Slowly but surely, the older I get, the fatter I get. It just goes.

I think cartoons are important. Tell me that you don't like cartoons, and I think there's something wrong with you. I don't understand why people don't like cartoons.

The more you ride the bike, the better it gets, and the more you know how to ride it.

I had always been heavily influenced by stand-up.

A lot of things should have been, Zigmund, but they aren’t. Are you going to be miserable about the things you cannot change, or do something about the things you can?

To exist here, I’ll have to become skilled in saying no—an art in which I was once well accomplished, but one I no longer care to practice.

What I do I do very well and what I don't do well I don't do at all.

You have to be pretty driven to make it happen. Otherwise, you will just make yourself miserable.

Perhaps I really regard myself as an intelligent man only because throughout my entire life I've never been able to start or finish anything.

Tommy (Lasorda) will eat anything, as long as you pay for it.

After Skins I became mildly famous, which was a bit of a disaster.

Far off, men swell, bully, and threaten; bring them hand to hand, and they are feeble folk.

I think Anderson Silva is ahead of Chuck Liddell as far as that goes.

The words, 'penalty,' 'restrict' and 'violate' appeared more times in President Clinton's health care reform bill than in his crime bill.