I think that cable TV is a great venue to do something interesting.

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.

We're all real people with moments of intense honesty and pathos and humanity. We all experience that, whether you're comedic or not.

You say you're going to be the pope, become the pope.

Don't say you're going to stop eating red meat when you like red meat.

If you surround me with darkness, suddenly, I am "somewhat fun."

Everybody needs some good sketch comedy.

We don't feel constrained by what we did in the past.

The world needs less destruction.

The laugh is what trumps everything.

Being heard is so close to being loved that for the average person, they are almost indistinguishable.

I'm young but I'm not stupid.

The people are applauding you because none of them understands you and applauding me because everybody understands me.

How little do they see what really is, who frame their hasty judgment upon that which seems.

Nebraskans are known for giving of themselves and that quality is part of what makes our state such a wonderful place to live, work and raise a family.

I do love acting. But to work as a photojournalist would have been extraordinary.

Evil is, good or truth misplaced.

Misfortunes one can endure--they come from outside, they are accidents. But to suffer for one's own faults--ah!--there is the sting of life.

It matters not where you live, or what rank of life you hold, the evil or the blessing will reach you all.

You can't reduce poverty in a vacuum. You are doing it in an environment.