I think pirates, like astronauts, particularly for a boy, are always kind of worth thinking about.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.

Don't confuse stories with facts. ...When you generate stories in the blink of an eye, you can get so caught up in the moment the you begin to believe your stories are facts.

To be healthy in modern society, you must adopt the behaviors of an astronaut!

I have learned that a bitter experience can make you stronger. I now boastfully say that I have a hide like a rhinoceros... and I'm smiling. It's an interesting thing.

I hate when comedians use Performed For The Troops as one of there credits before they go up on stage.

When I search for Man in the technique and the style of Europe, I see only a succession of negations of man, and an avalanche of murders.

Faith is a spiritual force....It is substance. Faith has the ability to effect natural substance.

You have to ruthlessly prioritize.

One can have knowledge without having wisdom, but one cannot have wisdom without having knowledge.

In the role of Miss Munim, I had credibility as an individual.