I think part of making any decision in your twenties is realizing there is no twenty-four flavor table. It's a myth.

It’s the people we hardly know, and not our closest friends, who will improve our lives most dramatically

Doing something later is not automatically the same as doing something better

The more you use your brain, the more brain you will have to use. "—George A. Dorsey, anthropologist

I wasn't scared of losing my past. i was scared of losing my future.

As we age, we feel less like leaves and more like trees. We have roots that ground us and sturdy trunks that may sway, but don't break, in the wind.

When we make choices, we open ourselves up to hard work and failure and heartbreak, so sometimes it feels easier not to know, not to choose, and not to do. But it isn't.

Life stories with themes of ruin can trap us. Life stories that are triumphant can transform us.

Never complain about your troubles they are responsible for more than half of your income.

She has BIG feet! Oh my god, have you seen Sandra Bullocks feet? They're like the size of rulers!

I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location.

Some people do get nervous about cooking for me, others just get extremely irritated by my interfering.

You try and live your life as normally as possible and if someone invents a rumor that I have two vaginas, so be it. There's nothing I can do about it.

Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

Man’s will is free to follow his inclinations, but fallen man’s inclinations are always and invariably away from God.

Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say.

A culture is a total way of life. It embraces what people ate and what they wore; the way they walked and the way they talked; the manner in which they treated death and greeted the newborn.