I think all priests should be married.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

Happiness, like unhappiness, is a proactive choice.

I acknowledge the privilege of being alive in a human body at this moment, endowed with senses, memories, emotions, thoughts, and the space of mind in its wisdom aspect.

Someday was the thing he had, because it was a lot harder to ruin than today.

Those who believe they can move mountains, do!

Christ is made the sure foundation

Whoever cultivates the golden mean avoids both the poverty of a hovel and the envy of a palace.

Economic development is what's going to make mountaintop removal palatable.

I'm a big Pacino fan. He's a great actor: so much passion and intensity.

The world seems concerned with Pakistan primarily as an actor in global attempts to combat terrorism.

Nine-tenths of our measures for preventing vice are really protective towards it, because they ward off the penalty.