I think a lot of bad things have happened in the name of the church and in the name of Christ. Therefore I shy away from church...

Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it’ll always get you the right ones.

Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.

Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it’ll always get you the right ones

Strawberry fields forever

Strawberry Fields is anywhere you want to go

Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.

When you do something noble and beautiful and nobody noticed, do not be sad. For the sun every morning is a beautiful spectacle and yet most of the audience still sleeps.

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.

We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight.

You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are!

We do not go to mission lands to 'bring Jesus Christ' as much as to uncover him where he already is.

Bob Hope, Red Skelton, and Eddie Cantor... help us keep our balance.

Even the elephant carries but a small trunk on his journeys. The perfection of traveling is to travel without baggage.

Avoid the unhappy ending, the harsh, the brutal, the tragic, the horrible -- if you care to see in print things you write. (In this connection don't do as I do, but do as I say.

Satire is a kind of poetry in which human vices are reprehended.

I was in Yorkshire. We were a family of five and I used to be sent sometimes to get the rations for the week and was easily able to carry them back. It was like one egg and a tiny bit of tea.

Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

The darkness is a holy of holies of which no one can rob me. In the darkness I meet God face to face.

I will not meddle in America's internal political squabbles.