I think Twitter is kind of boring, to be honest. To me, it's not even real life.

I finally understand that it’s okay to be a little afraid of things but that obsessing over them does not mean you have any more control over what you fear.

People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic is you'll think of better tags."

I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.

I find it actually the height of romance to legally bind yourself to someone because you're really taking care of someone, and letting them take care of you. I actually have no cynicism about that.

Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.

Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god."

I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent - I'm not saying I'm that talented, but I have enough acting and writing talent to go.

What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage.

I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about me.

Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

Dancing daily is a good physical activity.

Life is nothing but a drama and you are the performer and the audience

Remaining aware of awareness, witnessing it thru every experience within without one, is the way and the goal both...Be Happy and keep smiling...

Writing is a great comfort to people like me, who are unsure of themselves and have trouble expressing themselves properly.

Good and happy people who believe in God are the greatest living arguments for God's existence

Dan Chaucer, well of English undefyled,On Fames eternall beadroll worthie to be fyled.

Thought control is the ability to direct mind and attention anywhere.

I enjoy songwriting. It's slow-motion improvising.

As you know, I don't believe in fear, just an invention by men so they get all the money and good jobs.

Pick the right sized pot, don't pick a pot five times bigger, twice as big.